by Tobias Amadon Bengelsdorf
Bum Steer. Good title!
It could be about bad directions, or a bum
giving bad directions, or giving bad directions
to a bum.
Or it could be about a lazy cow. A cow that
just sits on the corner "will milk for grass."
Lazy, lazy, cow. Get a job!
Or it could be about a faulty herd. Bum steer.
Lemon cow.
Why would I give directions to a bum? They
know their way around. Unless they were just
transferred.
Why would a bum give directions?
Cause I'm lost! Why else! He'd probably want to shake my
hand, though. They always want to shake my hand. Why!
Happy when I don't want to. "Oh look, you think I'm dirty!
Hahahaha! I win!" You don't win! You're a bum!
I could put everything in my left pocket and hold my right
hand out and away from me until I wash it, not touch
anything on me. Hahahaha! I win! But then I'd feel bad. He
does win! So unfair. Dirty bum!
Yeah! Good title! (Wish you'd thought of it.)
Tobias Amadon Bengelsdorf will not force you to read about his life, but you can do so here.
